Questions from fishiethegecko
WITH ALL YOUR POWER AND MAJESTY WHY DID YOU SUBMIT TO BEING INSIDE A BAG AND GOING TO THE VET
The door opened and I was all fierce and rar! and I am ready to fight! and then liza put her fucking hand on top of my head and knocked me out cold next thing I knew I was in a fucking bag
DESPITE IMMENSE STRENGTH AND FORCE OF WILL YOU ARE STILL JUST AN IGUANA IN A CAGE WHAT THE HELL
wtf, last I checked you were like one thousandth my size, maybe you should cut me some fucking slack before I kill you by burying you alive in one of my daily shitstorms
DO YOU SOMETIMES TASTE YOUR OWN POOP WITH YOUR WONDEROUS TONGUE I MEAN JUST TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE
That's a totally disgusting question, what are you some kind of pervert who gets off on asking other lizards about their poop? Anyway yes
The main thing I do with my tongue though is sleep with it sticking out of my mouth, I hear it makes me look more intelligent
WHATS UP WITH THAT LOG I MEAN WHY DOESNT IT SUBMIT TO YOUR IRRESISTABLE CHARM
All iguanas love log! It loves me back you asshole I know it does, like every day we have a wrestling match filled with sexual tension that ends with it falling off the branch it is balanced on and crashing into the floor with me desperately hanging on for dear life, then I freak out, don't knock it till you've tried it
IF YOU KEEP EATING WILL YOU JUST GROW MORE AND MORE BIGGER UNTIL YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN
If I ever fucking get fed anything besides fucking collard greens and fucking butternut squash you fucking bet I will, as soon as I get my hands on a cellphone I'm ordering Chinese want any?
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